The Republic of The Argensimia is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12 million Argensimians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 7.1%.

The very strong Argensimian economy, worth 841 billion peso argensimios a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 70,097 peso argensimios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

TA-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is well under control. The Argensimia's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Argensimia is ranked 72,704^th in the world and 818^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 12.35 Obesity Rate.