The Constitutional Monarchy of A3161 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Doc with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 17.2 billion A3161ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bigburg. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A3161ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,728 trillion biscs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,636 biscs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in A3161, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year, and code enforcement officers circle wealthy A3161ians like vultures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A3161's national animal is the vizsla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

A3161 is ranked 299,662^nd in the world and 4,006^th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 4.64 Obesity Rate.