The Democratic Republic of Giustinia is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 464 million Giustinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciancia. The average income tax rate is 24.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Giustinian economy, worth 50.1 trillion Sequins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,928 Sequins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and citizens gather eagerly to witness exotic animals being blasted out of cannons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Giustinia's national animal is the goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Giustinia is ranked 119,996^th in the world and 2,199^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 75.33 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.