The Empire of Anglischland Kaiserreich is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Kaiser Wilhelm V von Hohenzollern with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.403 billion Anglisches are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Anglischland Kaiserreichian economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,239 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

All funding starts one dime at a time, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown. Anglischland Kaiserreich's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Anglischland Einigtet Kirchen.

Anglischland Kaiserreich is ranked 2,763^rd in the world and 51^st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 38.9 Obesity Rate.