The Free Land of Crazzy is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 985 million Crazies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of not that crazy. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crazy economy, worth 128 trillion crazies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,075 crazies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and diplomats miss flights while wandering not that crazy Airport's endless art maze. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crazzy's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Crazzy is ranked 6,889^th in the world and 175^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 93.01 on the Human Development Index.