The Federation of Garnica-Lumo is a small, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 26 million Garnica-Lumoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Garnica-Lumoan economy, worth 1.13 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 43,304 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Garnica-Lumo's national animal is the Pitbull.

Garnica-Lumo is ranked 153,201^st in the world and 1,883^rd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.89 Obesity Rate.