The Republic of Morbid-Margins is a tiny, genial nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 12 million Morbid-Marginsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The very strong Morbid-Marginsian economy, worth 814 billion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 67,912 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Even in a one-horse town police are as common as fleas on a stray dog, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, the internet has been placed under government control, and everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist. Crime is relatively low. Morbid-Margins's national animal is the River Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Morbid-Margins is ranked 162,450^th in the world and 2,239^th in the South Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 343.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.