by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 474thMost Influential: 844thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,451st
The Disputed Territories of
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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis
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Population2.102 billion

CapitalThe Heart of Blondeness
LeaderWeese Ritherspoon


The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Weese Ritherspoon with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.102 billion Blondieslandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Heart of Blondeness. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Blondieslandian economy, worth 210 trillion Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,184 Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", bizarre-looking creatures called 'Beastdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown. Blondiesland's national animal is the Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blondiesland is ranked 209,234th in the world and 7,499th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 227.82 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 474thMost Influential: 844thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,451stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,993rdMost Inclusive: 4,606thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,835thMost Pacifist: 4,873rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,773rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,830thNicest Citizens: 5,939thMost Secular: 6,163rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,345thBest Weather: 7,579thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,625thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,989thSafest: 9,966thMost Cultured: 9,984thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,162ndSmartest Citizens: 10,901stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,003rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,030thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,092ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,896thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,067thMost Developed: 17,418thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,980thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,169th
Most Influential: 70th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 124th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 160th in the regionMost Pacifist: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 184th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 194th in the regionNicest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Secular: 217th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 254th in the regionBest Weather: 260th in the regionMost Cultured: 292nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 302nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 336th in the regionSafest: 342nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 413th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 415th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 434th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 508th in the regionMost Developed: 514th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 514th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 601st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 629th in the regionNudest: 700th in the region

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