The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.391 billion Belschaftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 4.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 6,378 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,682 Federal Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', vaccinations are mandatory, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belschaft's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Osheiga.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The United Socialist Soviets of Damoh.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The United States of Grace Elena.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Empire of Laivala.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Never was New England.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The DINOSAUR of Apatosaurus.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The Midsouth.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Nueva Estronia.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Republic of Bjria.
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