The Totally Not A Crime Boss of Volaworand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.62 billion Volaworandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothera. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volaworandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 197,770 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", Volaworandian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Volaworand's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Volaworand is ranked 238,929^th in the world and 7,754^th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.