by Max Barry

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 52ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 121stHighest Disposable Incomes: 216th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Desperate, but not helpless.
Capitan Privatore
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population15.299 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore


The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.299 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 6,281 trillion Privs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 410,599 Privs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and Privatoreans seem to be catching more chills. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 237,799th in the world and 8,235th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.38 Obesity Rate.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 52ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 121stHighest Disposable Incomes: 216thRudest Citizens: 268thLargest Agricultural Sector: 307thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 375thHighest Poor Incomes: 413thSmartest Citizens: 415thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 503rdMost Secular: 582ndMost Rebellious Youth: 677thHighest Average Incomes: 708thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 760thMost Cultured: 870thMost Developed: 1,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,115thHealthiest Citizens: 1,157thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,277thHighest Economic Output: 1,361stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,485thMost Inclusive: 1,557thMost Influential: 1,663rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,231stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,244thLargest Governments: 3,478thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,157thMost Stationary: 4,623rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,068thLowest Crime Rates: 5,076thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,546thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,583rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,232ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,699thLargest Mining Sector: 8,753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,292ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,523rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,127thTop
Largest Populations: 16,161stMost Corrupt Governments: 16,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,254thSafest: 20,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,907thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,451st
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 22nd in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionMost Stationary: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 148th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 148th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 150th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 162nd in the regionMost Influential: 178th in the regionLargest Populations: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 208th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 219th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 220th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 234th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 244th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 312th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 314th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 438th in the regionNudest: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 597th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 635th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 690th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 721st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 730th in the regionSafest: 734th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, Privatoreans seem to be catching more chills.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Privatore was endorsed by The āćčēėęīįłń of Drew Durrnil.
  • : Privatore voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Privatore endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of Scheeeeeeeeeeeia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 181 » Tsunamy, Darakin, Great Scapula, Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Curlyhoward, FreeFishers, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Solar System Scope, Kiasu-ism, Techganet, Erinor, Auphelia, Oxsania, Moreana, Centristvill, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Volaworand, North Kanuckistan, Sedunn, Jehenna, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Rebel-topia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Xandev, USNE2018, Qvait, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, The Filippinas, Dasko, Nowa Europa, Changolandia, Amerion, The West Valley Mountains, and 131 others.PenguinPies, Drystar, Maeiland, Aurcania, Mapico, Yeldarbsland, Oreo States, Bleakfoot, Gentea, Tiransia, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Corgitopiaa, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, InnWorm, Anserisa, Abarri, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Ralphburg, Pax Dracon, Vardanfel, Noveos, The Worst army of, Baltenlands, Compli, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Markla, Laamiva, Royaltica, New Schoeneberg, Alaninia, Lesinteil, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Myness, Myndia, Maerist, Gonrati, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, House Ahsanul, Tepertopia, Brunier, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, SteamPunk Squirrels, Bartonia Nova, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, WI SD EA D, Abyssal Phantasm, St Oaks, Communist Darskaya Republic, The Imperial Frost Federation, Tughampton, Wakandan Tribes, Blondiesland, Lionstrapower, Treir, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Truskawkoland, Scu Greinne, Holota, Kunderia, Qawe, New Itomorii, Margila Islands, LadyRebels, Shuckle Empire, The Altan, Seythennia, Banglazstrogaria, Yeses, Canmore, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Proctethia, Arvan Irawer, Bohenia, Lyland, Libedistan, Westenhald, Ipugao, Enplatia, Freavia, The United Australian States, Uvalor, Oxyliteral, Crystal Creation, Doge Land, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Herbert Island, Pagrosse, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Doundaly, United States of Belvaria, Kaleidescooptopia, Podunkia, Agletgreenia, Beblahbleblo, Nyxonia, Rhetiaa, Venethort, Eastern Mekong, Aoz, New Sanet, Tackastan, Solanosco, Galebland, Danily, Esfalsa, Anatasha, Kiani, Vicken, Eternal Memedom, The Kies, New Plant, The American Anarchist Empire, Great Marsinia, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, New Gethavia, Scheeeeeeeeeeeia, Fronern, and Drew Durrnil.

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