The Republic of Lanate is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8 million Lanateans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The Lanatean economy, worth 441 billion kronor a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,128 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, artists are pillars of society, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanate's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Lanate is ranked 8,562^nd in the world and 249^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.51 percentage of bribes refused.