The 🇰🇵💀🥧 empire of North Korea is best is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jung Un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.381 billion North Korea is bestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Korea is bestian economy, worth 149 trillion Nukes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,119 Nukes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 388,882 per year while the poor average 21,516, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Kim Jung Un specifying how high, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea is best's national animal is the Missile, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

North Korea is best is ranked 260,241^st in the world and 4,392^nd in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 23.83 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.