The Dictatorship of Authoritarian heaven is a large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 154 million Authoritarian heavenians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Authoritarian heavenian economy, worth 5.36 trillion Dictators pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,782 Dictators pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages, fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoritarian heaven's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Authoritarian heaven is ranked 187,683^rd in the world and 2,552^nd in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.55 Obesity Rate.