The Republic of Cyreen is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 141 million Cyreenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 44.4%.

The sizeable but inefficient Cyreenian economy, worth 6.17 trillion Lemoncoppers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,751 Lemoncoppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyreen's national animal is the Icy Swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cyreen is ranked 269,801^st in the world and 3,011^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 24,325.69 Standard Monetary Units.