The Monkey Nation of Cursed Gorrilla is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.154 billion Cursed Gorrillans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cursed Gorrillan economy, worth 369 trillion Eddies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,000 Eddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cursed Gorrilla's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monkeytheism.

Cursed Gorrilla is ranked 168,473^rd in the world and 2,866^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 955.73 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.