The ♡ holy ♡ ωєєву иαтισи of Animu Place is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Flying spaghetti monster with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.473 billion weebs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otakupolis. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,252 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 383,855 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians look weirdly alike, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Animu Place's national animal is the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fsmism.

Animu Place is ranked 7,855^th in the world and 362^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.92 law-abiding acts per hour.