The Laconic Silence of Jughru is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karnar Akkalhynn with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.248 billion Jughrunese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karnaria. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jughruan economy, worth a remarkable 3,502 trillion Kirrans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 229,703 Kirrans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jughru's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Jughru is ranked 304,514^th in the world and 4,570^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.61 Obesity Rate.