The North Osean States of Penguins States Of Antartica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John White with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.792 billion North Oseans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weshinton FD. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Penguins States Of Antartican economy, worth 228 trillion North Osean Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 127,264 North Osean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'sing-a-long with John White' album is a popular souvenir, North Oseans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Penguins States Of Antartica's national animal is the Velociraptor, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Raptor TV.

Penguins States Of Antartica is ranked 188,081^st in the world and 3,991^st in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 42.56 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.