The Empire of Cadonio is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 2.749 billion Cadonioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Cardenas. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cadonioan economy, worth 386 trillion Stag Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,523 Stag Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, and lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cadonio's national animal is the Honey Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cadonioism.

Cadonio is ranked 6,596^th in the world and 309^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.01 law-abiding acts per hour.