The Eiserne and Ewige of Lionsroar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meow De Catto with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.701 billion Lionroarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lion's Legendary Lab. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lionroarian economy, worth 421 trillion Loewentalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,204 Loewentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Eiserne and Ewige, Meow De Catto's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionsroar's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lionsroar is ranked 60,395^th in the world and 1,581^st in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,699.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.