by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 474thMost Valuable International Artwork: 764thMost Influential: 1,053rd
The Eiserne and Ewige of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Eisern und Ewig, Stählern und Stetig!
Minister of Home Affairs & Lead Gameside Advocate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population2.701 billion

CapitalLion's Legendary Lab
LeaderMeow De Catto


The Eiserne and Ewige of Lionsroar is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meow De Catto with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.701 billion Lionroarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lion's Legendary Lab. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lionroarian economy, worth 421 trillion Loewentalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,204 Loewentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women are ordered home to reproduce for the glory of the Eiserne and Ewige, Meow De Catto's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and firework salesmen are regularly arrested for selling contraband "space rockets". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionsroar's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lionsroar is ranked 60,395th in the world and 1,581st in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,699.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 474thMost Valuable International Artwork: 764thMost Influential: 1,053rdTop
Most Patriotic: 3,536thMost Authoritarian: 3,774thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,988thLowest Crime Rates: 6,412thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,023rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,179thHealthiest Citizens: 8,226thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,287thMost Conservative: 10,075thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,691stBest Weather: 10,837thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,198thLargest Governments: 11,695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,217thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,445thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,625thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,903rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,099thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,103rdMost Developed: 16,345thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,704thHighest Average Incomes: 18,132ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,202ndLargest Publishing Industry: 19,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,046thSmartest Citizens: 24,148thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,369thMost Extreme: 24,492ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,859th
Most Authoritarian: 83rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 91st in the regionMost Patriotic: 120th in the regionMost Extreme: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 129th in the regionMost Influential: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 243rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 274th in the regionMost Conservative: 279th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 286th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 325th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 387th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 433rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 459th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 465th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 468th in the regionLargest Black Market: 502nd in the regionLargest Governments: 549th in the regionBest Weather: 579th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 591st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 609th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 613th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 638th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 697th in the region

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