The Permanently Knackered of Illusia and Neverendia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Illusia Valhallerens with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.191 billion Illuverendians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enigmastadt. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Illuverendian economy, worth a remarkable 3,154 trillion Illuverendian marks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 385,152 Illuverendian marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, bars are packed at all hours, and the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illusia and Neverendia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Agnosticism.

Illusia and Neverendia is ranked 3,806^th in the world and 145^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 11.99 Weapons Per Person.