The Republic of Polleend is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Karol Nawrocki with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.325 billion Poles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pole economy, worth 690 trillion Złoties a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,700 Złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment isn't dead, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, public executions just aren't the cheery spectacles they once were, and the newest shade developed by Polleend's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polleend's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Polleend is ranked 181,303^rd in the world and 2,936^th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 325.12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.