Population | 14.496 billion |
Capital | New Rapture |
Leader | Elizabeth |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Crow |
The Republic of Old Emporia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 14.496 billion Old Emporians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rapture. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Old Emporian economy, worth a remarkable 1,638 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 113,065 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Old Emporia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Old Emporia is ranked 307,160th in the world and 5,919th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -17.06 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Old Emporia, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
- : Old Emporia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in Old Emporia, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
- : Old Emporia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Old Emporia, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans.
- : Old Emporia was endorsed by The United Dragon Kingdom of Norgad.
- : Following new legislation in Old Emporia, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
- : Old Emporia endorsed The United Dragon Kingdom of Norgad.
- : Old Emporia endorsed The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania.
- : Old Emporia was endorsed by The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of Pineappleistania.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 278 » Corfad, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Wineclaw, Kwaj, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, PlanetPunk, Yukti, Unimaginable Doom, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Shibutani, Pallaith, Empy, Unsophisticate, Zeternia, Ethnon, Maott, New Trisone, Wilkshire, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Cloydicia, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Pleroma Sans Romans, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, Solmetria, Trillius, Loutsland, Prydania, Seenvorland, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Aeolist, Nistriabar, Sikol, Simone Republic, A Salmon Named Harold, Feelonia, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, and 228 others.Bankowiata, Khoik, Singamadri, Nationeer, Andanavia, Alcavia, AmManies, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, The Jerichowan Country, Gendirt, Chukstik Illahi, Walter Jackson, Menouria, Holy Marcus Empire, Vexilia, Parpyduckland, Fran Advar, KAP03land, Dicko, Laurendon, Regallio, Gragadoia, Batatoland Empire, Panama Coalition, Bagojo, Oannia, Dacian Freelands, Inspiratus, Karazan, GPT-3, Fengate, Eggplant Island, Azzarel, Gmt2001, Felpolandia, Phoronu, Varisland, Gurou, Filibustra, Hentaigraado, Etanur, Rainengrad, David Davidson, Necromonia, Thought Obliteration, Roman Empire August, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, Chipoli, Aeurithianar, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Crystal Creation, Mesvice, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Alsion, New-Ferytland, Arucaria, Harjad, Russila, Darkanistan, Rinadia, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, Andstions, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Rex Republic, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Arch Dornan, Greater Portugaliza, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Zerentopia, Atrito, Esperonia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, South Baba, Pradovnia, The Teddy, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Love Shack, South Parter, Orjald, Northern-Kempia, Amestris-Britannia, Frieszia, TamilPesum, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Furballland, Dakota Territories, United States of Medford, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Coth Pladyia, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Republiqueducroissant, Bodhisva, Tugupaw, Allied Stumbler, Mk Steele, Delitai, Izern, Bardopia, Leone Frankia, Zelenaya Dolina, Aerilia, Zandos, Eurocom, Mystiquelle, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Horrorlandian State, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Ziprotscria, Spartoi, Sanctum Teriaris, Arostica, Attempted Socialism, McMasterdonia, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Barxa, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Aoncarpa, The New Oceanic States, Ardok, The Three Moutains, Democatic Donkeys, The Resoland, Yaorozu, PwRepublic, North Arkana, Northern Zorbrasnka, Yokciq Empire, Union of British and Irish Republics, Neopie, Sebasticook, Stal Valley, Hikki, Burback, Juba, Lugarvatn, Vendonesam, Singaporen Empire, Tiodann, Akand Jang Braihir, Holy Trinity and Carnation, Zecit, Comfed, Jameson Williams, Salterra, Aristokana, United Republic of South East Asia, Sindoesia, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Halsoni, Esteneng, Rettverborg, Sierra Andreas, Brisdon, Neriorki, United Poleza, Misdainana, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Ancap North Korea, Nakhodka, Ostonives, Tropical Coast, Andasai, Pazair, Tvers, Hamerica, Picairn, Hellvorta, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Great Easternesse, Jveeraiel, Free Prairie Provinces, Federationalia, Pamishtok, Liberate World Order, Glendwith, Chrowzed Naurordia, Avalon, Viridiann, Jughru, UUralia, Flasankia Trash, Hyphen, Unshleepd, Arjuna, Aguaria Major, Broatiana, Glissbotia, Czerka, Casscata, Kelvaros Prime, Creniciapla, Cat is Cool, Cors Evia, Kainin, Chao Phraya River, Free Azrelia, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Chechno-Kalimovski, The West United States, UNION KINGDOMS, Orbundao, Pineappleistania, and Norgad.