Population | 2.715 billion |
Capital | Holyland |
Leader | Supreme Bishop |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Paladanian Prayer |
Animal | Trinity Lamb |
The Holy Empire of Paladani is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Bishop with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 2.715 billion Paladanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holyland. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Paladanian economy, worth 405 trillion Paladanian Prayers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,330 Paladanian Prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and days begin with afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paladani's national animal is the Trinity Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Paladani is ranked 96,988th in the world and 1,556th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 456.888770091 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paladani was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
- : Paladani was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Eralan.
- : Paladani was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, days begin with afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
- : Paladani was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive.
- : Paladani was endorsed by The Wartime General of Francois Isidore.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
- : Following new legislation in Paladani, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Paladanians like vultures.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 150 » Varisland, Kandorith, Gorundu, Dreadton, Oannia, Wolffoxia, Corfad, Koda-Land, Great Bights Mum, The Rhein States, Kwaj, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Radicaster, Shibutani, Filibustra, Bankowiata, Laforeia, Ethnon, Former English Colony, Inspiratus, Ennomeria, Salish-Cascadia, The Confederate States of America, Chukstik Illahi, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Pazair, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Dicko, Walter Jackson, Pallaith, Vexilia, Unsophisticate, Argylia, Amdupe, Loutsland, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Lemonbiscuits, Darkanistan, Aguaria Major, PlanetMercury, Russila, Jeltronian WA Mission, Horrorlandian State, Simone Republic, Harjad, The Soviet States of Europe, Wisconsota, New Lakemba, and 100 others.North Jus Intius, Kranostav, Omnistria, Etanur, North Bratislava, Votak Matim, Seenvorland, Zerentopia, Chipoli, Territorio di Nessuno, Regallio, Frances Francis the First of France, Xagill, Maott, Atrito, Pyos Ter, Esperonia, Gragadoia, Wilkshire, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Austro-Bavarian States, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, PotatoFarmers, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Singamadri, Tsandonown, South Parter, Wineclaw, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Unshleepd, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Pinky Queen, Kaschovia, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Arucaria, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Alogiada, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, Ishtimbine, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Vertigoism, Sindoesia, Sur Isles, Bardopia, Aerilia, Zandos, Nationeer, Republiqueducroissant, Lionsroar, The Blind Side, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Armonker, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Small Venezia, Love Shack, Furballland, Luminerra, Psykistriaa, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Ereena, Abinved, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Texaska, Altivia, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, and Ubeland.