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Most Devout: 760thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,055thMost Influential: 2,056th
The Holy Empire of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Paladani

Population2.715 billion

CapitalHolyland
LeaderSupreme Bishop
FaithChristianity

CurrencyPaladanian Prayer
AnimalTrinity Lamb

The Holy Empire of Paladani is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Bishop with an even hand, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 2.715 billion Paladanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holyland. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Paladanian economy, worth 405 trillion Paladanian Prayers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,330 Paladanian Prayers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, and days begin with afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paladani's national animal is the Trinity Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Paladani is ranked 96,988th in the world and 1,556th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 456.888770091 days.

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Most Devout: 760thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,055thMost Influential: 2,056thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,168thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,417thLowest Crime Rates: 3,542ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,655thNicest Citizens: 3,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,008thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,076thSafest: 4,241stMost Cultured: 5,086thLargest Governments: 5,114thBest Weather: 5,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,501stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,527thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,533rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,804thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,123rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,727thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,922ndMost Developed: 7,925thMost Patriotic: 8,875thHighest Food Quality: 9,026thMost Conservative: 10,194thSmartest Citizens: 12,917thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,995thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,052ndTop
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Most Armed: 15,008thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,007thMost Authoritarian: 16,132ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,302ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,955thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,615thMost Efficient Economies: 22,092ndHighest Average Incomes: 22,514thMost Inclusive: 29,700th
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Most Devout: 30th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 154th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 177th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 179th in the regionNicest Citizens: 200th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 217th in the regionSafest: 224th in the regionMost Cultured: 228th in the regionLargest Governments: 243rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 280th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 284th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 286th in the regionBest Weather: 286th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 288th in the regionMost Patriotic: 293rd in the regionMost Armed: 296th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 313th in the regionMost Conservative: 318th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 329th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 376th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Developed: 408th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 472nd in the regionMost Influential: 511th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 513th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 514th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 526th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 551st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 567th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 615th in the region

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