The Commonwealth of Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.279 billion Woodstockians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longyear City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Federative Woodstockian Military Juntan economy, worth 285 trillion Woodstockian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 125,240 Woodstockian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

New arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federative Woodstockian Military Junta's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Federative Woodstockian Military Junta is ranked 120,550^th in the world and 2,248^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,509.06 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.