The Democratic Union of New Trisone is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nairo Q'umir with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.187 billion New Trisoneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Trisone City. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Trisonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,864 trillion Fusean Notes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,404 Fusean Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons. Crime is totally unknown. New Trisone's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Trisone is ranked 186,904^th in the world and 6,852^nd in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.23 Weapons Per Person.