The Federation of Frostilandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Maria Ralis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.685 billion Frostilandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lipa. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frostilandian economy, worth 378 trillion Lirhs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,806 Lirhs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, Frostilandians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frostilandia's national animal is the Frostilandian turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Frostilandia is ranked 194,918^th in the world and 2,994^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.