The Queendom of Caboran is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.02 billion Caboranians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rico. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Caboranian economy, worth 83.8 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 82,142 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Caboran will pay them to stop, even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Caboran's national animal is the alpaca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caboran is ranked 84,986^th in the world and 1,333^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 82,142.44 Standard Monetary Units.