Population | 23.374 billion |
Capital | Bahmedag |
Leader | King Montebad II |
Faith | Mandaeism |
Currency | virtue |
Animal | dove |
The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Montebad II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.374 billion Onitonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Onitonite economy, worth an astonishing 12,909 trillion virtues a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is a breathtaking 552,299 virtues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, the diplomatic corps stinks, and there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mandaeism.
Merconitonitopia is ranked 98th in the world and 8th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 11,233.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Merconitonitopia changed its national demonym adjective to "Onitonite".
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day.
- : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Merconitonitopia lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the diplomatic corps stinks.
- : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves.
- : Merconitonitopia created a custom banner.
- : Merconitonitopia created a custom banner.
- : Merconitonitopia created a custom banner.
- : Merconitonitopia changed its national faith to "Mandaeism".
World Assembly
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