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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Primitive: 13th
The Magic and the Mystery of
Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State
Too Good to be Ranked in the Best Nation of the World!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Merconitonitopia

Population16.773 billion

CapitalBahmedag
LeaderMontebad II

Currencyhis
Animaldove

The Magic and the Mystery of Merconitonitopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Montebad II with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.773 billion Mirkonites are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Environment, Spirituality, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahmedag. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mirkonite economy, worth a remarkable 7,546 trillion theirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 449,903 theirs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, funding for education has been redirected into the military, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Merconitonitopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Merconitonitopia is ranked 924th in the world and 22nd in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 7,546 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Primitive: 13thMost Devout: 21stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24thMost Ignorant Citizens: 30thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38thBest Weather: 42ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 93rdHighest Poor Incomes: 94thMost Subsidized Industry: 96thMost Beautiful Environments: 102ndLargest Black Market: 116thMost Corrupt Governments: 138thHighest Average Tax Rates: 180thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 232ndLargest Governments: 236thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 253rdMost Influential: 255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 448thHighest Average Incomes: 487thMost Valuable International Artwork: 511thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 548thLongest Average Lifespans: 568thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 887thHighest Economic Output: 924thLowest Crime Rates: 1,057thMost Armed: 1,249thMost Efficient Economies: 1,348thMost Cultured: 1,725thHealthiest Citizens: 1,819thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,969thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,397thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,739thNudest: 6,877thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,040thMost Income Equality: 11,989thTop
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Largest Populations: 12,728thMost Conservative: 16,932nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionMost Influential: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 115th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 222nd in the regionNudest: 247th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 265th in the regionRudest Citizens: 268th in the regionLargest Populations: 271st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 500th in the regionMost Income Equality: 538th in the regionMost Conservative: 817th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Merconitonitopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Odasck.
  • : Merconitonitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, interviewees for teaching jobs are waterboarded to "reveal undesirable histories".
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Merconitonitopia, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.

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