The Empire of Cloydicia is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 24.041 billion Cloydicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squibble. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cloydician economy, worth a remarkable 2,972 trillion Acorns a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,624 Acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, the media seems excessively interested in what Emperor is wearing this season, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, and parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cloydicia's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cloydicia is ranked 7,406^th in the world and 303^rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.43 on the Human Development Index.