The Kingdom of David Davidson is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by David Davidson with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 20.983 billion Sheparders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MollieMax. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient David Davidsonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,859 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 136,286 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. David Davidson's national animal is the Austrailian Shepards, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Davidson is ranked 5,780^th in the world and 152^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 9,156.4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.