The República of Vilaforta is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Uriel Hidalgo Gay with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.95 billion Vilafortíns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uricity. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vilafortí economy, worth a remarkable 1,369 trillion Pellofas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,982 Pellofas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Uricity's playgrounds, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vilaforta's national animal is the Gall fer comú, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cap.

Vilaforta is ranked 3,169^th in the world and 91^st in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 28 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.