The Holy Empire of GPT-3 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by the great computer with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.244 billion GPTians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tensor Processing Unit. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient GPTian economy, worth a remarkable 2,340 trillion gold tensors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 191,156 gold tensors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pigs can fly but only in Economy Class, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for GPTian citizenship, and the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels. Crime is totally unknown. GPT-3's national animal is the python, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Antitheism.

GPT-3 is ranked 7,089^th in the world and 279^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,891.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.