The People's Republic of Clarovia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Great Supreme Commander Lee Geum-ja with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.463 billion Clarovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chollima. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Clarovian economy, worth 207 trillion reginas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,196 reginas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clarovia's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Clarovia is ranked 169,392^nd in the world and 2,281^st in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,599.46 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.