The ФедерацияОбъединенныхОкругов of DIMAnism is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Дима with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.989 billion Диманиканы have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Социалистическая Роза. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Диманикан economy, worth 383 trillion Диманикан Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 128,178 Диманикан Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Дима's questionably sane new coalition partners, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Дима For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Дима's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DIMAnism's national animal is the Диманикан Хрень, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ЧтоЕтоЗа Хрень.

DIMAnism is ranked 11,208^th in the world and 554^th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,669.74 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.