The Empire of Ateala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Titus Carlisle with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.043 billion Atealans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diza. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atealan economy, worth a remarkable 2,435 trillion Soliduses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,509 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, gift baskets often contain working nukes, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows. Crime is totally unknown. Ateala's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Ateala is ranked 17,070^th in the world and 1,170^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 16.23 Bank.