The Federal Republic of GPTlandia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 549 million GPTlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centralis. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The GPTlandian economy, worth 31.9 trillion Global Trade Points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,195 Global Trade Points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making GPTlandians any less frightened, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GPTlandia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

GPTlandia is ranked 94,866^th in the world and 2,118^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,752.13 Standard Monetary Units.