The American Union Confederation of Holy autism empire is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by president Brian lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.732 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of washington dc. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 5,814 trillion American Union Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 423,443 American Union Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government winter plans get a frosty reception, exterminators swarm American homes, all tribal children are set for life with guaranteed government jobs, and prisons in Holy autism empire are the summer homes of murderers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Holy autism empire's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Holy autism empire is ranked 1,739^th in the world and 88^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.11 on the Human Development Index.