The Green Republic of Alcavia is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.078 billion Alcavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcavia City. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alcavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion aquils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,901 aquils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Alcavians, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, and all you have to do is pray to get into Alcavia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alcavia's national animal is the wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alcavia is ranked 21,106^th in the world and 374^th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 218.75 cheeks per square mile.