The Green Republic of Alcavia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.153 billion Alcavians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcavia City. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alcavian economy, worth 105 trillion aquils a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 91,557 aquils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown. Alcavia's national animal is the wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alcavia is ranked 231,749^th in the world and 8,685^th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.16 Weapons Per Person.