The Flaming Trash-Pit of Abomn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abomn the Lord of Suffering with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.074 billion Victims are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekravol. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corrupted economy, worth a remarkable 1,658 trillion Despairs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 205,364 Despairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, songs of praise to Abomn the Lord of Suffering are filled with coded messages from the resistance, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abomn's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abomnism.

Abomn is ranked 2,017^th in the world and 69^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 187,908.53 Standard Monetary Units.