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Most Armed: 354thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 411thHighest Crime Rates: 455th
The Flaming Trash-Pit of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
I will make you suffer.
Abomn the Lord of Suffering
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Abomn

Population6.837 billion

CapitalNekravol
LeaderAbomn the Lord of Suffering
FaithAbomnism

CurrencyDespair
AnimalBlobfish

The Flaming Trash-Pit of Abomn is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Abomn the Lord of Suffering with an iron fist, and renowned for its feral children, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.837 billion Victims are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekravol. The average income tax rate is 6.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Corrupted economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion Despairs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 208,556 Despairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, oracles predict landslide victories for Abomn the Lord of Suffering for the next 50 years, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them, and Abomn the Lord of Suffering has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Abomn's national animal is the Blobfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abomnism.

Abomn is ranked 291,019th in the world and 6,355th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 2.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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1%
Most Armed: 354thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 411thHighest Crime Rates: 455thMost Avoided: 485thFattest Citizens: 490thMost Ignorant Citizens: 811thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 940thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,132ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,133rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,745thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,792ndMost Influential: 1,903rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,075thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,089thMost Primitive: 2,811thTop
5%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,135thLargest Retail Industry: 3,260thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,343rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,693rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,809thRudest Citizens: 3,907thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,651stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,941stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,157thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,211thMost Patriotic: 11,972ndLargest Black Market: 12,606thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,168thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 18,238thHighest Economic Output: 19,339thMost Devout: 24,624thMost Efficient Economies: 25,526th
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1%
Most Armed: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Primitive: 63rd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 92nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 104th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 117th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 138th in the regionLargest Black Market: 177th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 206th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 292nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 311th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 320th in the regionMost Patriotic: 349th in the regionMost Influential: 469th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 493rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 506th in the regionMost Devout: 605th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abomn was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
  • : Abomn was endorsed by Boylover.
  • : Abomn was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
  • : Abomn was endorsed by The Empire of Comfed.
  • : Abomn was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
  • : Abomn was endorsed by The Money of Stal Valley.
  • : Following new legislation in Abomn, Abomn the Lord of Suffering has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space.
  • : Following new legislation in Abomn, wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them.
  • : Following new legislation in Abomn, oracles predict landslide victories for Abomn the Lord of Suffering for the next 50 years.
  • : Abomn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Influential, Most Avoided, and Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 160 » Bankowiata, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Kandorith, Dreadton, Varisland, Radicaster, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Federation of Vanguard, The Rhein States, Filibustra, Shibutani, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Laforeia, Former English Colony, Siwale, PlanetMercury, Kranostav, Pallaith, Loutsland, New Lakemba, Pinky Queen, Nouvel Empire, Darkanistan, Wolffoxia, Aguaria Major, Russila, IHateRights, The Jerichowan Country, Harjad, Ethnon, Jeltronian WA Mission, Gorundu, Sil Dorsett, Simone Republic, Iespao, Aurasreich, Seenvorland, Votak Matim, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Maott, Rinadia, Wineclaw, Esperonia, Wilkshire, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, and 110 others.Austro-Bavarian States, PotatoFarmers, Chipoli, Marlducro, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Segesta, North Bratislava, South Parter, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Unshleepd, Northern-Kempia, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, TamilPesum, Frieszia, Ishtimbine, Empy, Laurendon, Nationeer, Xagill, Valentine Z, Bedsonya, Petronellania, Mesvice, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, Ayuzhhhhh, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Bodhisva, Batatoland Empire, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Racoda, Neptunian Military Administration, Arucaria, Sellaeta, Alogiada, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Kingdom of Time, Rex Republic, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Eurocom, Small Venezia, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Luminerra, Arostica, Verderiesdre, McMasterdonia, Oannia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Blyskalia, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Kobalera, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Altivia, Nistriabar, Aoncarpa, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, Northern Tatria, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Davidianian, Khoik, Picairn, IC-Water, Tragesch Firwat, The Resoland, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, Northern Zorbrasnka, and Hikki.

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