The Federal Republic of Varithnia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Executive Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.754 billion Varithnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Healthcare, although Environment, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Varithnian economy, worth 201 trillion Dezans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,010 Dezans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, and a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varithnia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Varithnia is ranked 19,684^th in the world and 590^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 58.28 Atheism Rate.