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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 659thMost Ignorant Citizens: 682ndFattest Citizens: 718th
The Holy Corporate Municipality of
Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone
I'm lovin' it
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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McDonaldsland

Population20.029 billion

CapitalMcDonaldsland City
LeaderRonald McDonald
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyMcPenny
AnimalMcNugget

The Holy Corporate Municipality of McDonaldsland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald McDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.029 billion McCitizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McDonaldsland City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient McDonaldslandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,848 trillion McPennies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 192,156 McPennies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,347,509 per year while the poor average 9,368, a ratio of 143 to 1.

Military spending is on the increase, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", doctors can't help but regard Ronald McDonald Vcte Mgve MF HCMMLM GCME with envy, and politicians literally speak literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. McDonaldsland's national animal is the McNugget, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

McDonaldsland is ranked 127,661st in the world and 2,334th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 264.3505599822 days.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 659thMost Ignorant Citizens: 682ndFattest Citizens: 718thMost Devout: 804thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,102ndMost Avoided: 1,431stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,558thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,816thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,991stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,017thLargest Retail Industry: 2,025thLargest Mining Sector: 2,261stMost Corrupt Governments: 2,412thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,459thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,527thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,755thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,386thHighest Economic Output: 5,048thRudest Citizens: 5,990thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,535thHighest Average Incomes: 11,366thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,824thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,073rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,887thLargest Populations: 16,485thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,203rdMost Efficient Economies: 19,299thMost Patriotic: 24,063rdMost Pro-Market: 25,799th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 45th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Avoided: 82nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 94th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 103rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 115th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 116th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 121st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 143rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 165th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 177th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 270th in the regionRudest Citizens: 280th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 342nd in the regionMost Extreme: 369th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 404th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 486th in the regionLargest Populations: 493rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 725th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 973rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : McDonaldsland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, politicians literally speak literally.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, doctors can't help but regard Ronald McDonald Vcte Mgve MF HCMMLM GCME with envy.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
  • : Following new legislation in McDonaldsland, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.

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