The Psychopath Empire of Kinqueven is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Gordon Garr with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, fear of technology, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.236 billion Kinquevenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losika. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kinquevenian economy, worth 426 trillion covones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,730 covones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bombs make good ploughs, it's never "just a game" with Kinquevenian sports fans, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring, and the fate of the world literally rests on Gordon Garr's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinqueven's national animal is the king cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obedience.

Kinqueven is ranked 289,925^th in the world and 5,373^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 8.69 Atheism Rate.