Population | 20.19 billion |
Capital | Karlmarxhof |
Leader | Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum |
Currency | work-hour equivalent |
Animal | Cow |
The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.19 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 5,464 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 270,658 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum to meetings with foreign heads of state, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Attempted Socialism is ranked 301st in the world and 14th in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 97.23 Workforce Participation Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum to meetings with foreign heads of state.
- : Attempted Socialism endorsed The Sublime State of Ottoman Empireee.
- : Attempted Socialism was endorsed by The Sublime State of Ottoman Empireee.
- : Following new legislation in Attempted Socialism, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Attempted Socialism voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : Attempted Socialism voted against the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : Attempted Socialism endorsed The Federal Republic of The Northeast Reigon.
- : Attempted Socialism was endorsed by The Federal Republic of The Northeast Reigon.
- : Attempted Socialism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 204 » Ethnon, Bodhisva, Laurendon, Corfad, Shibutani, Chipoli, Loutsland, Laforeia, Atrito, Bankowiata, Varisland, Kwaj, PlanetMercury, Esperonia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Nouvel Empire, Former English Colony, Arucaria, The Jerichowan Country, Kandorith, TheLandOfFunFunFun, PotatoFarmers, New-Ferytland, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Kranostav, South Parter, Wineclaw, Ovekisu, Wilkshire, Koda-Land, Thought Obliteration, Gendirt, Darkanistan, Dakota Territories, Great Ignesia, Tugupaw, Rex Republic, Allied Stumbler, Bedsonya, Velon, Petronellania, Nationeer, North Bratislava, The Rhein States, Ishtimbine, Valiacorkit, Pyos Ter, Izern, Ijo, Sil Dorsett, and 154 others.Simone Republic, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Votak Matim, Republiqueducroissant, Periklia, Wolffoxia, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Aerilia, Yukti, Everything Decided at Random, Zandos, Love Shack, TyGerria, Great Bights Mum, Eurocom, Kosova, Northumberlandia, KAP03land, Pinky Queen, Siwale, Rinadia, Ham Federation, Federation of Vanguard, Putzilvania, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Bagojo, Ardok, Maott, Ereena, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Photan, Verderiesdre, Zelenaya Dolina, Germanic Cat, Zerentopia, Arostica, Old Emporia, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Oannia, Eludmonden, Ayuzhhhhh, Valentine Z, Burback, TamilPesum, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Dreadton, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Nistriabar, Barxa, Aoncarpa, The New Oceanic States, The Republic of Sloviskia, Kinqueven, The Iron Lions, Yaorozu, Soltid, New Lakemba, Aneth, Zyropia, PwRepublic, Ziprotscria, Khoik, Batatoland Empire, Northern Zorbrasnka, Yokciq Empire, Stal Valley, Luniandez, Sanctum Teriaris, Hikki, Juba, Neriorki, Vendonesam, Tiodann, Akand Jang Braihir, Singaporen Empire, Ignas, AJTON, 1 000 000 000, Zecit, Comfed, Jameson Williams, United Eina Lytha, The United Federation of los Filipinos, Diamante, Sindoesia, Casscata, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Esteneng, Halsoni, La Baja California, Mortionia, Kelvaros Prime, Etanur, Rettverborg, Rainengrad, Brisdon, Kazanqa, Malta Comino Gozo, Toastsylvania, Filbustan, Tropical Coast, Sierra Andreas, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Ancap North Korea, United Republic of South East Asia, Ostonives, Pazair, Joevala, Hamerica, Isle of Wayiru, Picairn, Hellvorta, West Canadian, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Free Prairie Provinces, Pamishtok, Liberate World Order, Pallaith, Viridiann, Singamadri, Hyphen, Unshleepd, Plexaris, Tvers, United Orange Valley States, Aguaria Major, Kainin, Karaib, Broatiana, Jughru, Glissbotia, Czerka, The Great Furrican Empire, Polihy, Cry Nerow, Chechno-Kalimovski, Kabarovsk, Amestris-Britannia, Creniciapla, Prosperity Isles, Chao Phraya River, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Free Azrelia, The Northeast Reigon, and Ottoman Empireee.