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Attempted Socialism

Population20.19 billion

CapitalKarlmarxhof
LeaderChairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum

Currencywork-hour equivalent
AnimalCow

The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.19 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 5,464 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 270,658 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum to meetings with foreign heads of state, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 301st in the world and 14th in The North Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 97.23 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Advanced Public Education: 53rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 193rdSmartest Citizens: 298thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 301stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 317thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 319thMost Pacifist: 423rdMost Secular: 431stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 538thMost Advanced Public Transport: 542ndLargest Welfare Programs: 572ndLargest Governments: 670thSafest: 701stMost Inclusive: 727thHighest Food Quality: 739thMost Compassionate Citizens: 807thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 816thMost Developed: 818thNicest Citizens: 841stMost Cultured: 880thLongest Average Lifespans: 882ndHealthiest Citizens: 934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 981stMost Beautiful Environments: 982ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,024thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,103rdMost Influential: 1,281stLowest Crime Rates: 1,358thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,602ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,637thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,030thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,290thHighest Economic Output: 2,994thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,980thHighest Average Incomes: 4,314thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,478thBest Weather: 6,596thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,245thTop
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Largest Populations: 17,785thMost Income Equality: 23,659th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 35th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 37th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 139th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 156th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 172nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 196th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 211th in the regionLargest Populations: 216th in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 250th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 373rd in the regionNudest: 449th in the region

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