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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 301stMost Influential: 829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,407th
The Most Serene Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies
Take me to your leader. Or... lead me to your taker.
Emma Peel
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French Bananastan

Population16.683 billion

CapitalArdis Hall
LeaderEmma Peel
Faithnone of anyone's business

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AnimalPangolin

The Most Serene Republic of French Bananastan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emma Peel with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.683 billion French Bananastanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ardis Hall. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient French Bananastanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,010 trillion Widgets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,527 Widgets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, euthanasia is legal, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. French Bananastan's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none of anyone's business.

French Bananastan is ranked 6,942nd in the world and 127th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,811.97300589168 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 301stMost Influential: 829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,407thBest Weather: 2,141stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,150thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,426thTop
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Safest: 3,106thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,416thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,484thMost Pacifist: 3,796thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,984thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,369thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,927thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,334thNicest Citizens: 5,784thHealthiest Citizens: 5,851stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,567thMost Inclusive: 6,718thHighest Food Quality: 6,792ndMost Stationary: 6,942ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,254thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,777thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,239thMost Developed: 8,274thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,740thSmartest Citizens: 9,800thMost Cultured: 11,493rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,958thHighest Economic Output: 12,263rdLargest Governments: 12,405thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,395thNudest: 16,888thMost Secular: 17,301stMost Subsidized Industry: 18,422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,649thLargest Populations: 22,389thLowest Crime Rates: 23,304thMost Income Equality: 28,379th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionBest Weather: 125th in the regionMost Stationary: 127th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 136th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 144th in the regionSafest: 161st in the regionMost Influential: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 174th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 176th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 190th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 204th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 308th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 310th in the regionNicest Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Politically Free: 324th in the regionNudest: 338th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Inclusive: 351st in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 355th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 364th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 367th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 369th in the regionLargest Populations: 376th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 391st in the regionMost Developed: 423rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 478th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 486th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 495th in the regionMost Cultured: 508th in the regionLargest Governments: 535th in the regionMost Secular: 566th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 607th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 636th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 686th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 306 » Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Elevation, Chukstik Illahi, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Fengate, Great Bights Mum, Karazan, Koda-Land, Felpolandia, Wineclaw, Siwale, Malta Comino Gozo, Pallaith, Kwaj, Yukti, Wilkshire, Corfad, Cloydicia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Unsophisticate, Pasargad, Phoronu, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Soviet Terran, New Trisone, Former English Colony, Pleroma Sans Romans, Empy, Zeternia, Ethnon, Maott, The Rhein States, Prydania, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Omnistria, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Acrabinnia, Solmetria, Trillius, Loutsland, and 256 others.PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, Seenvorland, Cinnibar, Merconitonitopia, Xagill, Nationeer, Aeolist, Antiyard, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Havonosa, Loptous, Joevala, Simone Republic, Feelonia, A Salmon Named Harold, Fran Advar, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Bankowiata, Ozstan, Singamadri, Gendirt, The Jerichowan Country, Confederacy of North America, Wisconsota, Perikuresu, Liberum Hibernia, AmManies, Andanavia, Alcavia, Capitista, Oannia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Batatoland Empire, New Terra-Nullius, Holy Marcus Empire, Intelbrazia, Parpyduckland, Pazair, KAP03land, Cobolica, Regallio, Bornodia, The Arverni Lands, Rex Republic, Mystiquelle, Eggplant Island, Bagojo, Inspiratus, Old Emporia, Varisland, Filibustra, Arjuna, Omicron Persei V111, Laurendon, The Zheng Dynasty, Roman Empire August, Sechiole, Chipoli, Cartures, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, Arucaria, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Mesvice, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Austro-Bavarian States, Harjad, Viceroy Vincent, Crystal Creation, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Darkanistan, Racoda, Elephant Bill Land, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Thought Obliteration, Vlenkenov, Laforeia, Dem Republic of Romania, The Soviet States of Europe, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Blyskalia, Andstions, Nevala, Pinky Queen, Federation of Vanguard, Gorundu, Esperonia, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Pineappleistania, Mallyna, Etanur, Marlducro, Catalis, Love Shack, South Parter, Viridiann, Deliber, Opis, Zadith, Atrito, Vilaforta, Northern-Kempia, Tvers, New Atlantico, Frieszia, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Ishtimbine, Bjorkikistan, Valentine Z, New Cordyceps, Kaschovia, Kingdom of Time, Rinadia, Iamm, Florevana, Furballland, Dakota Territories, Calahy, Yokciq Empire, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Petronellania, Alire, Oskland, Bedsonya, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Orjald, Teriol, Alogiada, Coders, Bodhisva, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Crilland, Republiqueducroissant, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Saint-Dauphin, Tugupaw, Galbadiana, Negarden, Inclement Space, Allied Stumbler, The Scarborough Administration, DarkMondoria, Grith Neria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Qep, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Izern, Kaiser Dominance, Vertigoism, Darbland, Sindoesia, Valiacorkit, Bardopia, Sur Isles, Toastsylvania, Leone Frankia, Kosova, Aerilia, Floxia, Zandos, Neptunian Military Administration, The Police, Eurocom, Northumberlandia, New New New Alabama, Dodos Revenge, Hyphen, Shoinkwishima, Gojira, Lambadian, Lezaseia, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, Latin Crimea, Artoriticitys, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Zelenaya Dolina, United Orange Valley States, Small Venezia, New Chiken, Catis, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Germanic Cat, Arostica, Halsoni, McMasterdonia, Barxa, Nebiyar, Kobalera, Kainin, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Eludmonden, Lugarvatn, Wechujan, Fragrancia, Obelias, Psykistriaa, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Kyroth Dreemurr, Ziprotscria, Endus Mea Fral, Texaska, Gragadoia, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Sapien-Zustand, Nu Elysium, Aoncarpa, The New Oceanic States, Ardok, Crownz Capital, The Three Moutains, Eralan, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, Vancricia, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, and Avistonia.

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