The Commonwealth of The Scarborough Administration is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Albert Davis - Earl of Humber with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 5.004 billion Scarborians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Humber. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Scarborian economy, worth 661 trillion Scarborough Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,259 Scarborough Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, TSA-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and glassy-eyed Scarborian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Scarborough Administration's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

The Scarborough Administration is ranked 9,138^th in the world and 409^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.73 law-abiding acts per hour.