by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 252ndMost Influential: 1,016thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,592nd
The Empire of
Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State
Economy is in our blood
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population1.483 billion



The Empire of Darkmondoria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by A with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.483 billion Darkmondorians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkmondorian economy, worth 257 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 173,562 Euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 763,902 per year while the poor average 24,753, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

Major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and financial investors are noting a boom in artillery. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darkmondoria's national animal is the Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mondoria.

Darkmondoria is ranked 242,234th in the world and 9,327th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 3.7 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 252ndMost Influential: 1,016thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,592ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,765thMost Avoided: 2,826thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,883rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,002ndFattest Citizens: 3,486thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,603rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,727thHighest Crime Rates: 3,742ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,977thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,995thMost Efficient Economies: 5,532ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,068thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,436thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,325thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,518thHighest Average Incomes: 9,919thMost Armed: 10,604thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,177thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,670thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,376thLargest Mining Sector: 16,238thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,625thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,090thLargest Black Market: 19,064thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,504thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,143rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,463rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,365th
Most Avoided: 72nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 78th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 94th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 95th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionFattest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 159th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 205th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 239th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 311th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 317th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 319th in the regionMost Armed: 363rd in the regionMost Influential: 387th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 421st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 462nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 467th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 488th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 526th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 556th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 607th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 675th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 710th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 711th in the regionLargest Black Market: 739th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 840th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 859th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 872nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 889th in the regionRudest Citizens: 935th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Darkmondoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Darkmondoria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Darkmondoria endorsed The Federal Republic of British-Australia.
  • : Darkmondoria endorsed The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them.
  • : Following new legislation in Darkmondoria, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 387 » Pytong, Animu Place, Nordic-British Union, Dangine, Lorigia, Itallitopia, Figyjharli, Aerilia, Hamerica, Ocharckia, Amerian States, Lulubellia, A Salmon Named Harold, Ergazomenoi, Bend Mai, Dakota Territories, RepublicCity, Morgul, Cretox State, KhalChicken, USSRITWILLWORK, Kragsgale, Ellbonnia, Picairn, Former English Colony, The Union of Rwanda, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Federacionale, Guer Aike, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kazoo Basin, AmManies, Terrax, The Tampa Bay Rays, Orogonia, WeKnow, New Bedre, Pallaith, 1 very fast endotarter, Bankowiata, Ramiru, TLTland, Tvers, Chukstik Illahi, Aeolist, Clan Spaniel, Loutsland, Xipher, Eri-Maqa-Ena, and 337 others.Anungu, Ethnon, A Ordem do Caos, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Orado, Altivia, Arimbia, Dicko, Cloydicia, Confederacy of North America, Svenskskit, Climeria, Aetulia, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Theriyon Empire, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Slyakanya, New Feltre, Sundred, Odelinor, North Bratislava, The Iron Lions, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Detrivania, Newam, Omnistria, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Zzozona, Cartures, Apscorren, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, Eraver, Shibutani, Venicea, Hardscrabble, Fieldia, Interdimensional Zone, Republica Guilleana, Feelonia, Free Culture, Fendlium, Territorio di Nessuno, Cinnibar, East Akra, Alqulonde, Godwanna, Siwale, Fascist Democracy, Ardretia, Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Phoronu, Ereena, Eastern Cous Empria, Runeda, Chadinton, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Garnet Liberty, Wilkshire, Sunto, Kwaj, Amblegreserland, Esplandia, Alice Gardens, The Republic of Free Peoples, New Lakemba, Vyata Temor, Azzarel, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Morburn, Votak Matim, The Real Ram Ranch, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Canineia, Aeurithianar, Rainengrad, Kranostav, Jan Mackistan, Central Ryal, Yellops, Gainesixtan, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, BrightFutures, Zemper Macro, Samfoychi, Aruvicion, Folenz, Nuronte, Libertania Democratica, Selfgradatude, AverageJoevlania, Strongwill, Greater Pittsburgh, His Enduring Majesty, Nodnarb, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Aingard, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Asooka, Wisconsota, Ilmatil, Unsophisticate, Obelias, Wineclaw, Zipties, Ardulac, Liminyj, Barabolia, Volstokn, Ice and Tinian, Zokk, Shabot, Pradovnia, Newpromisedland, MonkeMafiaTopia, Andexia, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, Xagill, Holy Oranz, Moneyflows, Ravendi, Sikol, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Ausnakulia, Hewani, Sil Dorsett, Dabarastan, Xarrel, Seijitsu, Planes, Wodan, Pokemanland, Warnen, Inspiratus, Eywaan, Zabacuz, Mon Island, Innocentic, Kyruev, Testnation223, Vene Gra, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, GenshinImpact, The Papal Catholic States, The Endless Eventide, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Graccia, Gendirt, South Baba, San Vino, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Soviet Terran, SORT, Arthyia, Multius, Seenvorland, PEG, Brsil, Zyvetskistaahn, Keurig Machines, Xanatosi, Malta Comino Gozo, Panama Coalition, The Windmilluminati, The English Alliance, Termathe, Navorden, Draconian Progression, United Island States of Southeast Asia, Muqatil, Lemonbiscuits, Madjack, Trooporia, Democratie, Pasargad, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Rockwell Islands, Arrivederci, Colfes, Changjo, Noesantara, East Wushen, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Patrician, Moubarakistan, Progressitalia, Chowda, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Kromi, Svenskan, New Celoveniortan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Minich, Batatoland Empire, Maott, Trumpski, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Katuda, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Austrian Confederacy, Super Girl, AC Micronation Principality of Julian KG, Xyrron, Centrialand, BTProductions, ForestMythal, Alorca, San Felipe, Cereskia, Galaician Empire, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, The Jerichowan Country, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Qurtuba, Viridiann, Jaxikistan, Perikuresu, Hepek, Religioncord, Mardessa, Tsandonown, Liberum Hibernia, Cajland, Defense For The World Assembly, Tyirza, Earapperilnatopia, Lemsrow, Democatic Donkeys, Randomcountryland, Sounq, Verderiesdre, Western Vapia, Colonies of Free Temeria, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, The Cold Northern North, Laurendon, Sudestasia, Cornwallis Bay, Harmonypine, Nordliches Stadt, Communist Lukania, Tamlra, Federal Republic of Genosha, The Kingdom of Gamblers, Nagaur, The holy German 6th Reich, Old Emporia, LostLegion, PlanetMercury, Duryanistan, Manticore utopia, KillerKahn, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Foulkes Island, Desvios, Nyock, Rockamaba, Sahbido, Landfinia, NationalPizza, Chiho, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Marmiedon, Tachycardia, Pizzerelia, Britle, Northern Roman Republic, The Calabash Protectorate, Wapistan, North Unity, Seanat, Miamington, Ootasa, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Atlunartemis, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Gafflebag, Ariele, Potatolandium, Novo cruzeiro, Tringapore, Drash Mannistan, Intion North, Kim Da-mi, Card Kingdom, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Solimun, Capablanca, Rising Sakura, Novremia, Paul Pasch, Andanavia, Sopernia, Apollo Park, Nova Arcania, Caballeronia, Bearical, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Enomeni Ipeiros, Kinitopia, Lionia, Sahriastan, Outer Shenendoah, and British-Australia.

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