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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 680thMost Influential: 1,046thHealthiest Citizens: 1,117th
The Federal Republic of
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Unity,Peace and Prosperity
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United States of Medford

Population5.924 billion

LeaderPresident Jack Nelson
FaithChurch Of Medford

CurrencyMedford Dollar

The Federal Republic of United States of Medford is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jack Nelson with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 5.924 billion Medfordians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newice. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Medfordian economy, worth a remarkable 1,228 trillion Medford Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,313 Medford Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Medford's national animal is the Medford, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church Of Medford.

United States of Medford is ranked 61,922nd in the world and 2,709th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,983.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 680thMost Influential: 1,046thHealthiest Citizens: 1,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,215thLowest Crime Rates: 1,414thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,732ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,850thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,454thNicest Citizens: 2,511thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,643rdBest Weather: 2,663rdMost Inclusive: 2,949thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,234thMost Pacifist: 3,676thMost Developed: 3,676thMost Cultured: 3,770thSmartest Citizens: 4,633rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,285thLargest Governments: 5,535thMost Efficient Economies: 5,663rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,707thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,444thMost Devout: 7,129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,014thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,917thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,406thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,697thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,963rdMost Corrupt Governments: 13,327thHighest Economic Output: 13,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,263rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,068thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,406thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,722ndMost Stationary: 17,606thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,941st
Healthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 79th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 130th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 146th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 155th in the regionNicest Citizens: 161st in the regionBest Weather: 171st in the regionMost Cultured: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 202nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 204th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionMost Pacifist: 227th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 265th in the regionMost Devout: 286th in the regionLargest Governments: 297th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 302nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 308th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 319th in the regionMost Influential: 391st in the regionMost Stationary: 407th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 421st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 438th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 439th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 468th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 491st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 499th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 558th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 562nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 566th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 680th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 779th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 789th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 811th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 819th in the regionLargest Populations: 900th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,010th in the region

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