The Islamic Omniconfederacy of Lugarvatn is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jonathan E with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.637 billion Lugarvats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaosik. The average income tax rate is 39.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lugarvat economy, worth 361 trillion Lugarvat Dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,251 Lugarvat Dirhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

A historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, Jonathan E's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and government bureaucrats devote many man-hours to trying to measure unquantifiables. Crime is totally unknown. Lugarvatn's national animal is the Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Lugarvatn is ranked 83,669^th in the world and 1,601^st in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,558.84 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.